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Grenade Demotivational Poster


TAGS: bacon grenade i d fall on one for you
Rating: 4.13/5

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sickartist - December 17, 2009, 2:43 pm
I found these with a case of waffle mines by the bus depot.
Eternal Lord Jackass - December 17, 2009, 10:35 am
Ok, i'm only going to ask this once. Did you or did you not brake into my arsenal and steal the crate of bacon grenades that I kept in the corner behind the aids launchers?

COMBUSTIBLE LEMON GRENADE - Perfect For Burning Life's House Down

TAGS: combustible lemon grenade portal2
Rating: 4.13/5

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Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 9:42 am
Valid point there, Demo33...the human skeleton can be quite skunky sometimes.
Demo33 - June 18, 2011, 6:48 am
Oh by the way in case you got covered in the repulsion gel, the notes say 'don't get coverd in the repulsion gel' we're not quite sure what element this is yet but it's a lively one and it hates the human skeleton.


TAGS: grenades baseball
Rating: 4.51/5

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suru22 - May 9, 2011, 10:34 am
Bring out the lefty he is sure to get a few K's

ARMY INSTRUCTION - When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

TAGS: army grenade throw military
Rating: 2.48/5

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WTFO - May 17, 2009, 1:59 am
Yep, and I apologized (as MadMSG at the time) for my mistake.
Mark - May 16, 2009, 5:34 pm
Good catch Avo...but that was pointed out by Jason on July 5th, 2008. Sometimes you have to read all of the comments to get in step.
Avo - May 16, 2009, 5:14 pm
BTW those are Marines
Hakiu - January 21, 2009, 1:24 am
Bullets are addressed to individuals, grenades are mailed to "Whom it may Concern."
Matters_Not - January 3, 2009, 2:55 am
oh well thanks for making me look stupid i guess. lol im from the north so i never hear about alabama being called yanks. anyways........
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 2, 2009, 12:30 pm
To our cousins across the pond in the UK, "yank" is a pretty all-encompassing term for a person from the USA, so, yes, Alabama Yanks makes sense to me.
Matters_Not - January 2, 2009, 3:34 am
alabama yanks? think about that statment for a minute.....wait for it.....and it hits.....yer a moron. thanks for playing.
letting - January 1, 2009, 11:38 pm
trigger happy alabama yanks around weaponry.....is just fucking dumb
OkiMarine - September 22, 2008, 12:07 pm
Nonsense. When we pull the pin, Mr Grenade is Hadji Steve's bestest friend. He just doesn't know it yet.
soldier - August 18, 2008, 1:29 pm
Not army ass, marines
Army - July 30, 2008, 1:21 pm
They actually let Marines near grenades?
MadMSG - July 5, 2008, 8:45 pm
Fair enough. I didn't pay attention to the uniform, just the scene. My mistake.
Jason - July 5, 2008, 11:29 am
They're not in the army they're in the Marine Corps.

U.S. ARMY - Turning Unicorns into Warcorns since Christ was a Corporal

TAGS: unicorn christ army us grenades smoke bullets
Rating: 2.41/5
LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 9:34 am
Like it...but Anon postings = 1L here...

BOOM - Headshot

TAGS: grenade sticky halo
Rating: 1.94/5

NOW THERE IS A WEAPON! - I love the smell of bacon in the morning... Smells like... BACON!

TAGS: bacon grenade sorry rerun but sooooo nice
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Chef

forseti - June 22, 2010, 7:57 pm
72 piglets (or calves) are safed for you... ;)
rerun - June 22, 2010, 7:55 pm

Ummm, the Oy vey in the PM is an odd merging of the mind. I did it before I read this
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 7:53 pm
Oy vey... rerun... always the martyr.
rerun - June 22, 2010, 7:47 pm

It is an explosion of goodness in my tummy. I will sacrifice myself and take this one for the team. Remember, I do this with love in my heart....and cholesterol in my veins
Derek - June 22, 2010, 7:34 pm
Would it cause Muslims and Jews to run from a grenade faster?
forseti - June 22, 2010, 7:20 pm
it just blasts your belt...

PARENTING - OK, you can watch TV late tonight.


Life is full of choices -

TAGS: choices rain girl grenade snipers
Rating: 2.25/5

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KS77 - June 18, 2009, 2:42 am
Where did that come from?
KS77 - June 18, 2009, 2:42 am
Where did that come from?

GRENADE MARRIAGE - Because they thought a shotgun wedding would have been too cliche

TAGS: grenade marriage wedding
Rating: 4.6/5

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SRD - June 29, 2012, 10:29 am
I think it will end with a bang
steve1961 - June 29, 2012, 3:00 am
I've got a sneaky feeling that the marriage won't last...5 or 6 seconds, tops.


TAGS: horseshoes and hand grenades terror
Rating: 4.65/5

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Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 9:19 pm


O C'MON - You have got to be kidding...

TAGS: halo grenade
Rating: 2.13/5
MercAlert - March 17, 2012, 8:18 pm

SUMMERTIME IS NEIGH - In a world of psychotic paranoia, show your child you love them. Give them a water grenade.

animal abuse -

GRENAAADE! - Careful! It has a 6 week fuse!

TAGS: grenade groundhog
Rating: 3.1/5

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Cubbybear - February 2, 2009, 6:19 pm
You my friend, are currently on a roll...keep 'um coming

Grenade Juice -

TAGS: grenade juice label fail
Rating: 5/5

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MPsniper - February 18, 2017, 7:12 am
twist...pull pin...FRAG OUT
EmilioDumphque - February 16, 2017, 3:13 am
Grenadine. (Pomegranate juice) The pomegranate was what the grenade was named for.